BEST JOKES (PART 7)

SANTA received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts As well!!!!

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didn’t light.

He tried another, It didn’t light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

“What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?” asked the another man.

Santa replied, “That’s a lucky match stick. I’ll use it again.”

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Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.

To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.

Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”

Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.

After singing all the songs, Banta came back to his original position.

Santa asked curiosly, “Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?”

Banta told, ” Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B”

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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…

2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

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Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.

When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.

So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back.

An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by.

Both sardars were now very hungry.

Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.”

Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.”http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/sardar-jokes/page/5/

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