BEST JOKES (PART 4)

One daya dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing.

Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?

He said : “Ah Ah Ah…I have an Airtel mobile with me…But Still Hutch network is following me.”

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Sardarji :Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…

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Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.

“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”

“How come you write “Chinese” when both parents are Sikh?”

” Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.”

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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Mumbai. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.

Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.

After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.