Customer:Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
Student : JAI MATA DI
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On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
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Sardarji photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him.
Why?
He said: “Smile Please !”
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Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh.
It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”
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