BEST JOKES ------(PART 1)

Santa Singh: ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

SANTA: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !