A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.
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One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our relatives.”
My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.
So please excuse me!!!
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A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!
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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” the second man asked & was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”
“‘What do you mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.
“It is for my wife,” replied Banta Singh.
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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
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