1-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
2-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
3-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
4-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
5-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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