BEST AND AMAZING: 2010

Friday, December 31, 2010

BEST STREET BIKE STUNTS (MUST WATCH)

BEST JOKES (PART 3)

Captain of Military : Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada.

Captain : Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa : Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10 number pe tha

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Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

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One sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc.

Then he came to the column â€˜Salary Expectedâ€™ :

He was not sure as to what to be filled there.

After much thought he wrote : Yes

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A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,

“There was once a Bihari…” and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,

“Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?”

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In an interview,

Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….

Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

BEST CATCH........ (PAUL COLINGWOOD)

Although Ancient Egypt already had the idea of electricity, it was in the 18th century that a man named Benjamin Franklin made an extensive research about electricity. With his experiment using a kite, it was proven that the natural phenomena which was lightning was really an electricity. In the 19th century, the development of electricity was very rapid, and some very notable people who contributed to that were Nikola Tesla, Thomas Edison, George Westinghouse, Ernst Werner von Siemens. The electricity that was just scientific curiosity before became an essential tool of today.

BEST JOKES (PART 2)

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied : Ok! We’ll apply next year.

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One fine day, a girl proposed to a Sardar for marriage and Sardar denied simply saying that, “in our family, we marry only our relatives.”

My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on.

So please excuse me!!!

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A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.

“Ek Punjab Mail dena,” the second man asked & was handed a ticket.

Then came the turn of Banta Singh, “Ek Punjab female dena!”

“‘What do you mean by Punjab female?” asked the clerk.

“It is for my wife,” replied Banta Singh.

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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.

1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

BEST PICTURES AND THE FIRST OF ITS KIND

FIRST PHOTO EVER CAPTURE

Centuries of advances in chemistry and optics, including the invention of the camera obscura, set the stage for the world’s first photograph. In 1826, French scientist Joseph Nicéphore Niépce, took that photograph, titled View from the Window at Le Gras, at his family’s country home. Niépce produced his photo—a view of a courtyard and outbuildings seen from the house’s upstairs window—by exposing a bitumen-coated plate in a camera obscura for several hours on his windowsill.

FIRST COLOR PHOTO

Best known for his development of electromagnetic theory, Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell dabbled in color theory throughout his life, eventually producing the first color photograph in 1861. Maxwell created the image of the tartan ribbon shown here by photographing it three times through red, blue, and yellow filters, then recombining the images into one color composite

FIRST UNDERWATER PICTURE

Underwater color photography was born with this shot of a hogfish, photographed off the Florida Keys in the Gulf of Mexico by Dr. William Longley and National Geographic staff photographer Charles Mar... more

This flashlight photograph of a white-tailed doe with her fawns was among the world’s first nighttime photographs of animals, shot by photographer and wildlife enthusiast George Shiras. A pioneer in flashlight and trip-wire photography, Shiras captured this shot in Whitefish River, Michigan, around 1906, using a remote-control flashlight camera triggered when an animal stepped on the trip wire.

FIRST FLASHLIGHT PICTURE

The settling of a debate—whether, during its gait, all four of a horse's hooves are simultaneously off the ground—first spurred English photographer Eadweard Muybridge in 1872 to look for a way to capture the sequence of movement. It took six years, but in 1878, Muybridge succeeded. He arranged 12 trip-wire cameras along a racetrack in the path of a galloping horse. The resulting photo sequence proved that there is a point when no hooves touch the ground and set the stage for the first motion pictures

FIRST TORNADO PICTURE

An unknown photographer inspired legions of tornado-chasers when he captured the earliest known photograph of a tornado. The black-and-white image was taken on August 28, 1884, about 22 miles (45 kilometers) southwest of Howard, South Dakota.

FIRST PICTURE OF NORTH-POLE

In April 1909, Admiral Robert Peary and his team (pictured here), including Inuits Ooqeah, Ooatah, Egingwah, and Seeglo and fellow American Matthew Henson, became the first explorers to reach what they believed to be the North Pole. Later studies found that Peary was actually 30 to 60 miles (50 to 100 kilometers) short of the Pole.

BEST PICTURE

When he wandered into an Afghan refugee camp in Pakistan in December 1984, National Geographic photographer Steve McCurry captured one of the most famous portraits the world had ever seen. The Afghan girl with the haunting green eyes captivated everyone. That captivation proved, once again, the power of photography to open eyes—and hearts and minds—with a single image. McCurry's portrait, which appeared on the cover of National Geographic in June 1985, was shot on Kodachrome film, a relationship that lasted for decades. In June 2009, Kodak announced it was retiring the film line and asked McCurry to shoot one of the last Kodachrome rolls. The photographs from that roll will be donated to the George Eastman House museum in Rochester, New York.

WORLD'S BEST BRAKE DANCE VIDEO

BEST DANCE MOVES................MICHAEL JACKSON

BEST BRAKE DANCE ..........2004

BEST JOKES ------(PART 1)

Santa Singh: ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’

Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots !!

SANTA: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

Saturday, December 25, 2010

BEST ACTION SCENE

BEST STANDUP COMEDY PERFORMANCE -RAJU

BEST PEPSI COMMERCIAL

BEST SCIENTIFIC INVENTION-1

According to Wikipedia, “The Internet is a global system of interconnected computer networks that interchange data by packet switching using the standardized Internet Protocol Suite (TCP/IP).” Although there are some things that could harm us inside the internet, there are also some things that could be of benefit to us. Just like here in Triond, we do use our internet connection to write and earn. Although the internet have existed for decades already, this did not became of public face until the years 1990’s.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

BEST TRICK SHOT

BEST CAR ADVERTISEMENT

Monday, December 20, 2010

BEST 1 MINUTE PAINTING

BEST 1 MINUTE SHORT FILM

BEST ADVERTISEMENT OF 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Ambigrams Wordplay

PIC 1----->The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

PIC 2----->Can you see why this painting is called optical illusion ? You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. See for yourself !

PIC 3----->If you turn this text upside down, it still reads the same.

PIC 4----->It says ambigram and it IS an ambigram : turn this word upside down and it still reads the same.

PIC 5----->Shows the words VICTORY and DEFEAT. A Veja magazine ad, with the reelection of Bush as subject.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

TRICKY QUESTION---30112010

. What gets wet when drying?

ans ---towel

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

. Day before yesterday, I was only 25 and next year I will turn 28.

ans ---He was born on December 31st and spoke about it on January 1st

TRICKY QUESTION---30112010

Which word becomes shorter even if you add 2 more letters to it?

ans---short word itself

TRICKY QUESTION---30112010

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?