Sunday, April 24, 2011

AMAZING WEIRD FACTS

In the 14th century the Black Death killed 75,000,000 people. It was carried by fleas on the black rat.
90% of those who die from hurricanes die from drowning.
Dogs’ only sweat glands are between their paw pads
Dogs DO have better low-light vision than humans because of a special light-reflecting layer behind their retinas
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
The original name for the butterfly was ‘flutterby’!
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven!
The world’s termites outweigh the world’s humans 10 to 1!
An average human heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
A flush toilet exists that dates back to 2000 BC.
According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.
Albert Brooks’s real name is Albert Einstein.
Alexander the Great was an epileptic.
Ancient drinkers warded off the devil by clinking their cups.
Blonde beards grow faster than darker beards.
Catgut comes from sheep not cats.
Despite the hump, a camel’s spine is straight.
Earth is the only planet not named after a God.
George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
Human hair and fingernails do not continue to grow after death.
Hummingbirds can’t walk.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
It is a criminal offence to drive around in a dirty car in Russia.
Jean-Claude Van Damme was the alien in the original “PREDATOR” in almost all the jumping and climbing scenes.
Men leave their hotel rooms cleaner than women do.
Nine pennies weigh exactly one ounce.
Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older.
Polar bear fur is not white, it’s clear.
Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The Chinese ideogram for ‘trouble’ depicts two women living under one roof’.
The ‘Hundred Years War’ lasted 116 years.
The largest eggs in the world are laid by a shark.
There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year!
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes wore a fake beard.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas casinos.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


Saturday, April 23, 2011

BEST JOKES (PART 9)

Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
pink.jpeg
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, “Fifteen inches.”
“Fifteen inches?” asked the salesman. “That sounds very small, what room are they for?”

Santa tells him that they aren’t for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, “But, sir, computers do not have curtains!”
Santa says, “Hellllooooooooo……..I’ve got Windows!”

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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”
Man watching tv
Santa : “Hidden camera!”
Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”
Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.
Highway painting
Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day?
He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”

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Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
Cell phone
2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…

BEST JOKES (PART 8)

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
crocodile
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
’71st and *again* barefeet!’

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Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?
beach.jpg
Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.

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One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?
Sales person
Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

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Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Dictionery
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/sardar-jokes/

Monday, April 18, 2011

AMAZING ANIMAL FACTS

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The reptiles have 6,000 species crawling in their habitats; and more are discovered each year.
The sailfish can swim at the speed of 109 km/h, making it the fastest swimmer.
According to records there are 50 million monkeys. That is quite an over population!
Bats eat all types of food. There is no restriction where their diet is concerned.
The hippopotamus’s skin is protected by its own pink oily secretion known as ‘Pink sweat’.
Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 liter bottles.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.
Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates.
The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.
A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.
A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
Bulls are color blind.
A cow’s only sweat glands are in its nose.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
An elephant can be pregnant for up to 2 years
Chickens can’t swallow while they are upside down.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
Butterflies taste with their feet.

http://www.amazingfacts.co.in/category/animal-facts/ 

Saturday, April 16, 2011

WORLD'S SMALLEST

WORLD'S SMALLEST
The world's smallest working revolver.

The world's smallest fish

The world's smallest teddy bear

The world's smallest horse

The world's smallest dog

The world's smallest burger

The world's smallest baby.

The world's smallest teapot.

The world's smallest lizard

 
 

BEST CARS PICS

1. Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG
2. Bugatti Veyron



3. Pagani Zonda Cinque Roadster



4. Caparo T1



5. Morgan Threewheeler



6. Deco Rides/ Delahaye USA




7. Ferrari 599 GTO



8. Huet Brothers HB Special



9. Spyker C8 Aileron



10. Lotus Elise



11. Rinspeed sQuba



12. SSC Ultimate Aero



13. Porsche 918 Spyder Hybrid



14. Rolls-Royce Phantom



15. TranStar Racing Dagger GT









 
http://thewondrous.com/15-dream-fantasy-cars-for-auto-lovers/